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10.23.2008
Dear ashwhy:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it First of May At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always will try to forget The apartment building.

___Greetings to your freaky family___,
-yours truly-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed I'm in no mood for TV


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family i wanna go translyvania! for dracula :]


shit i've to go for some shit height and weight talk. what's wrong with being fat...

10.20.2008







well. that's 6000 words for you. canon marathon = screwed
i swear the winning pictures were not even near fantastic and all of us went HUH in the end. hahas. ah wells. i'm glad i had fun though. hahas. need to go on more photoshoots with mich!
did i mention i have a soft spot for cute lil boys :] hurhurhur
anyway, hope these photos may be a source of inspiration to some.

and i finally did my first official tech work! much thanks to kester who seems a tad too enthusiastic in teaching me. but i like :} hahas. i hope i do him proud! hurhur

op, i will pwn you.

10.10.2008
days been feeling empty. filling it up with nonsensical hobbies and things bought with only money.i don't think i've ever had anything[one] that made me want to pour my heart out to. listless stares that no one would see through
i want to be a daydreamer.
i am a daydreamer. i hope you understand now.

the two of us can be a rainbow.

10.05.2008
saw an old friend of ours today
She asked about you, I didn't know quite what to say.
Heard you've been making the rounds down here.
While I've been trying to make tears disappear

Now I'm almost over you.
I almost should be through.
So when you come back around,
after painting the town,
you'll see I'm almost over you!

You're such a sly one with your cold cold heart.
Leaving came easy though it tore me apart.
Time heals all wounds they say and I should know.
cause it seams like forever but I'm letting you go.

Now I'm almost over you.
I almost should be through.
So when you come back around,
after painting the town,
you'll see I'm almost over you!

I can forgive you and soon I'll forget
all the shattered dreams.
Although you left me with nothing
to show for the misery.

Now I'm almost over you.
I almost should be through.
So when you come back around,
after painting the town,
you'll see I'm almost over you!

So when you come back around,
after painting the town,
you'll see I'm almost over you!


friends, i'm not emo. i just think this song is nice :]

btw, 2 more days till promos end! 2 more days and i'm off to meet my loves!~


Yours Truly

Pleaseplease

last train home.


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